|Too many fecking mirrors|
So, it came to pass that I found myself in a hotel bathroom that was overly endowed with mirrors, all of which conveniently unfogged as I was drying myself after a shower.
Of course, if I had been expecting to see myself naked from a million different angles I would have sucked my tummy in and stuck my ass out ... or maybe just not showered for the entire weekend.
BUT, as it was, I suddenly encountered myself in my full Rubansesque nakedness. Which would be FINE if I was living in the 1600s (I would have been a BABE) but not so hot in 21st century Scotland.
It wasn't good.