|Not even your official wallpaper can make you handsome|
When are you going to realise that Colleen is probably the only woman on the planet who sleeps with you because she loves you and not because of your massive wallet?
Yet another explosive tabloid prostitute scandal for Mr Rooney and a possible explanation for his abysmal performance at the World Cup in South Africa.
Still at least this one isn't a grand-mother.
Will Colleen forgive him again? SHOULD she forgive him again? Is it ever in the public interest to publicise the going-ons of professional footballers private lives? Is it better that Wayne indulges in a bit of extra-marital sex purely as a financial transaction and not an affair where 'emotions' are involved.
And where Wayne is concerned those quotation marks ARE needed. I'm not sure whether Wayne has emotions, or even basic brain stem function.
What think you?