|If anyone ever calls you a horse's ass - say thank you!|
Now that I have a dog, I thought I would enter him into a couple of classes at the Dog Show. You may recall that a couple of years ago I was Steward at the dog show; a day of such unrelenting pelting rain that it we expected Noah to start rounding up the show animals two at a time. It was such a mad day, it took TWO blog posts to recount in all its glory. And for the benefit of my new reader (thanks for reading this btw :-)) here are the links - Part 1 and Part 2.
This year I decided to enter Nero into The Best Six Legs and don a little black skirt, black opaque tights (so that no-one could see my legs were as hairy as a greyhounds too) and black high heels.
But as show day dawned, I realised that I no longer owned such a thing as a little black skirt. I only owned a small tartan miniskirt that I hadn't worn since New Year 1998. It actually fastened, but if I so much as sighed, the material threatened to split like a badly cooked sausage. I pondered throwing ona long skirt instead, but since you couldn't see my legs at all, it simply wouldn't do. I slid my gaze hopefully to Sonshine.
Me: You still got those skinny black jeans that are too tight for you?
Sonshine: Maybe. Why? *looks at me suspiciously*
Me: Would you be prepared to wear them to take part in the Dog Show today?
A long silence ensues and he regards me balefully and with much resentment. The unspoken words in his head are, I am sure 'I'm only doing this because you were FIFTY yesterday)
Sonshine: *sadly and with feeling* Okay then.....
Of course, I care not a jot about his interior monologue and mental accusations, just so long as I don't have to wear the tartan mini skirt in public.
And so we went up the field and I entered him in the Best Six Legs AND the Sporting Dogs category.
Reader, you will never believe it, but my recycled racer and my boy came THIRD in the Sporting Dogs category!!!!
|Proud mother, proud handler, harassed dog|
|They waz robbed - what fantastic six legs!|
But THIRD best Sporting Dog, from about 13 other dogs!!!! We are very, very proud of Sonshine and Nero.
Sonshine got an extra 30 minutes on the computer for coming third and Nero got a pig's ear. Parenting: I'm doing it the best I can :-D