|Bring on the spitfires!!|
Repent ye sinners, yes Simon Cowell, creator of The X Factor and Britain's Got Talent, I'm looking at YOU.
I am assured that the faithful will be caught up in a glorious whirlwind and taken up to heaven, but the rest of YOU will be condemned to the fiery BBQ of Hell. So my dilemma is this:
a) what should I pack in my overnight bag for spending eternity in heaven (what do you mean, household goddesses aren't on God's Getting In To Heaven list?). What is the SS11 catwalk look for saved souls?Sackcloth and ashes isn't really me, I'm afraid.
b) should I buy more than half a pint of milk today when I'm out? Just in case?
c) Will God wait until after Dr Who is finished tomorrow night?
c) who wants to sit beside me at the back of the bus? Bring Your Own Bottle.