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By the way, it's not a LAME frock, but I can't figure out how to do French accents on here *stares at keyboard in puzzled manner*
Soooooo seven things that you might not know about me?..... that's a tricky one...I've shared everything from smear tests to escaped hamsters with you so far....hmmmm ok, here goes:
1 - I have impersonated Frank Spencer. On a Stage. With an Audience. OK - so it was the Guide Camp in Lossiemouth back when I was at Primary School, and the two troupes were bored absolutely rigid most evenings....so we decided to make use of the church hall stage where we were dossing down and put on some impromptu shows. I did a Frank Spencer impression. With No Script. And they LOVED it!! Even now I could just pee myself with fear just thinking about how my 12 year-old self had the balls to do that.
2 - If I could have six imaginary lives I would be a ballerina, a veterinary surgeon, a nun, Dita Von Teese, a world-famous author, an explorer. Look at that - a nun and a stripper. Like I said, a psychiatrist's dream patient, me.
3 - I spent £60 on two magnolia plants in November and I have not a clue what I've done with them. They may have been stolen, or, more likely, lying in a grey mouldered pile in one of the endless locked sheds we've got. I do hope that Tertarus still hasn't figured out how to read my blog all the way from Mexico.
4 - I sometimes sneak biscuits from the tin and blame Sonshine. I do hope that Sonshine hasn't worked out how to read my blog either.
5 - My favourite school dinner was sneaking out to the shop across the road and having a scotch pie in a buttered roll. And you wonder why I've got gallstones......
6 I have held a tarantula in my hand and totally managed to resist the urge to batter it off the wall and run out of the room screaming my head off. Just.
7 I'd sell my soul and quite possibly my son for a packet of Pringles Sour Cream and Chive crisps.
I don't want to award this to anyone because I always end up missing someone out whose blog I LOVE, so here's the thing. If you've a mind to do so - post on here 7 things that aren't widely known about you. I promise not to tell a soul.....