24 Apr 2010
So far I've killed the telly - not intentional. Now when I need my fix of murder, mayhem and gardening I have to take up residence in the LEGO strewn hell-hole that is Sonshine's playroom.
It gets worse.
There is something wrong with the Sky 'eye' there and when we need to change channel, Sonshine has to be dispatched to the front room to aim the zapper at the Sky box and then listen for me shouting through (In manner of The Golden Shot): "up one, up one, up one....try TV guide....OK - Channel 275...275....ok, come back sweetie!". It's not ideal and means that I spend most of my time watching BBC2.
This poster pretty much encapsulates what I'd write for my own manifesto - other than the Kazoo thing.
What would you write for yours?
This poster is hand-printed and costs £22 from Ardvaarkonsea where you can find other great hand-printed posters. I think it was THIS shop that India linked to which has the most fantastic 'ARSE' poster too.
Maybe we should all have our OWN Manifestos printed out and pinned to the wall?
Oh - and here's the Arse poster for you to enjoy too.
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