tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776380217462070463.post2958111319387189704..comments2023-12-22T15:36:34.148+00:00Comments on Hestia's Larder: Hestia is..fit for the knackers' yardUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776380217462070463.post-15682606999016920302011-03-28T09:46:13.453+01:002011-03-28T09:46:13.453+01:00I'm not trying to take over your comments Ali ...I'm not trying to take over your comments Ali X, but Blighty should remember that blokes read this blog. <br /><br />Any mention of "flaps" is completely abhorrent to any bloke within 10 parsecs of said statement.<br /><br />Actually, I'm beginning to feel sick even thinking about it.<br /><br /><br />It's like an old World War II bomber film "Flaps down old chap"<br />before opening the bomb bay doors.<br /><br /><br />Dear God of simultaneous synchronicity, the confirming word is HOSEDTwisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776380217462070463.post-90960829487306259642011-03-27T21:56:37.103+01:002011-03-27T21:56:37.103+01:00You might HAVE to try old bananas next time, I am ...You might HAVE to try old bananas next time, I am pretty sure they don't cause an allergic reaction.<br /><br />Jigsaws put my BRAIN out!Fanny Pinkletonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07957972410283002008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776380217462070463.post-54255328577235470112011-03-27T18:34:17.622+01:002011-03-27T18:34:17.622+01:00Oh my gosh, I really shouldn't have laughed at...Oh my gosh, I really shouldn't have laughed at your misfortune. But the fact that you put your back out doing a jigsaw is too funny - I do feel bad as it must hurt like hell. <br />Your blog literally makes my day every time I read your latest post xxxButterflyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14193292802247991359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776380217462070463.post-83835639219815257402011-03-27T11:50:23.259+01:002011-03-27T11:50:23.259+01:00The John Wayne walk reduced me to tears such a won...The John Wayne walk reduced me to tears such a wonderful picture did it paint. <br /><br />This and the 'stun and drag'of your perfume post will always make me laugh. <br /><br />Thank you<br />Suesuehttp://vjabs@internode.on.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776380217462070463.post-52784858424607991132011-03-26T20:04:19.578+00:002011-03-26T20:04:19.578+00:00Dear Ali, all I can say is, I think we were separa...Dear Ali, all I can say is, I think we were separated at birth! Except I am useless at jigsaws....but I now manage to crick my ageing neck while asleep....and don't get me started on nether region issues.....but I was greatly cheered recently when I was told about a woman who had her "flaps" done - apparently they were uncomfortable and she was always complaining about them, and I don't mean the mud flaps on her car...all her co workers breathed huge sigh of relief as were sick of hearing about her flaps all the time.....xxxBlightyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17567627987700387034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776380217462070463.post-41113535513184743312011-03-26T18:50:45.416+00:002011-03-26T18:50:45.416+00:00You poor wee dear. You're not having a lot of...You poor wee dear. You're not having a lot of luck at the moment. <br />I must admit I've never heard of anyone putting out their back whilest doing a jigsaw. <br />Hanging up clothes, planting trees, climbing to Machu Picchu, wrestling alligators, Yes. <br />Jigsaws, No.<br /><br />As regards the itchy bits, what were Valentino Rossi's lap times?<br /><br />Blokes don't want to talk about it, think about it, and especially look at it if it's itchy, or in any other way not 100% OK. <br /><br />If the scent of rotting bananas is not working on Tartarus, try whisky. NOT I hasten to mention as a "Juicy Bits Perfume" but as a relaxant, maybe he's just a bit nervous after being away for so long. About three glasses should be enough.<br /><br />Keep up the great posts, my day doesn't feel right unless I've read what's in the Larder.<br /><br />PS I came across you very funny post on smear tests (http://hestiaslarder.blogspot.com/2010/11/hestia-and-smear-test.html) and forwarded the reference to all the ladies "of a certain age" at my school. <br /><br />They loved it, though one or two mentioned that in NZ, it's not always warmed up. I didn't ask any more.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776380217462070463.post-18761956165152995702011-03-26T16:29:33.551+00:002011-03-26T16:29:33.551+00:00I laughed and then felt bad. It was a hand on mou...I laughed and then felt bad. It was a hand on mouth moment where you try to catch the laugh.<br /><br />Poor you, both with the thrush (hot baths can give you it too you know so half the old ladies in there probably had it too - lovely) and the back and the gallstones.<br /><br />I hope you get better soon, and you have to stick around. No one tells stories with as much verve and humour as you. xAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00414010663277948166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776380217462070463.post-12315573318570407332011-03-25T22:52:15.642+00:002011-03-25T22:52:15.642+00:00Oh Ali, I've just nearly fallen off the bed la...Oh Ali, I've just nearly fallen off the bed laughing. I hope your back is improving and that the itch has entirely gone!Alexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11337968500120821387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776380217462070463.post-35503603358679375522011-03-25T22:30:50.933+00:002011-03-25T22:30:50.933+00:00Reminds me of the time, just a few weeks ago, when...Reminds me of the time, just a few weeks ago, when instead of picking up the tube of thrush cream I picked up the tube of Ralgex...Dihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14515579355509372564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776380217462070463.post-13178637829875548202011-03-25T22:08:17.834+00:002011-03-25T22:08:17.834+00:00Oh Ali that was hilarious I am glad I waited to re...Oh Ali that was hilarious I am glad I waited to read it xx<br />I am also a delicate creature xxWildernesschichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00204518870992194687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776380217462070463.post-91803075644379989042011-03-25T20:45:53.395+00:002011-03-25T20:45:53.395+00:00See, i think your storytelling is hilarious but wh...See, i think your storytelling is hilarious but when you are in pain it makes me sad. <br /><br />Use a hot water bottle for your back. Also, my nethers, like the rest of me, are quite eczema prone(I KNOW )and I find Femfresh wash effective and non-irritating. Maybe try it?Lisa-Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11135752484387782593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776380217462070463.post-4176454405278872852011-03-25T20:21:38.469+00:002011-03-25T20:21:38.469+00:00Ohhhh! Ali you poor thing! You have made me laug...Ohhhh! Ali you poor thing! You have made me laugh out loud again though. You are funny the lengths you go to. I can't believe you've put your back out doing a jigsaw. At least it got his attention at last! Love you xxChristina @ Fashion's Most Wantedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06583201549332262341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776380217462070463.post-91862536042484997532011-03-25T19:37:17.391+00:002011-03-25T19:37:17.391+00:00A few of the peripherals may not be tickety-boo, b...A few of the peripherals may not be tickety-boo, but at least your sense of humour is intact ;-DInner Whispershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04577110987784585986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776380217462070463.post-83003545422168335982011-03-25T18:59:37.334+00:002011-03-25T18:59:37.334+00:00You really need to stop carrying that misfortune a...You really need to stop carrying that misfortune and disaster magnet around with you :DAniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09978191634506926045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776380217462070463.post-32454164663753180862011-03-25T18:56:18.441+00:002011-03-25T18:56:18.441+00:00If I wasn't already a veggie I don't think...If I wasn't already a veggie I don't think I could ever face mince again! You make me laugh out loud, Ali, you really do.<br />Hope that back gets better soon, the jigsaw is gorgeous.xxx<br />PS News on the bin front, a fellow vintage blogger's mum said it was given away free with a Daz promotion during the 1960's. No wonder all us more mature bloggers remember it. xVixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05263970600699632661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776380217462070463.post-49934564622577576782011-03-25T18:42:15.455+00:002011-03-25T18:42:15.455+00:00Oh dear, you really are getting it all thrown at y...Oh dear, you really are getting it all thrown at you aren't you?<br /><br />Ali Dahlink, you have a way with words and I would truly miss your posts if he did take you to the knackers yard. You've entertained us ...now, perhaps the Universe will give you a break...and send a Dr Brian to put a smile back on your face ;)Sagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09858892210196612375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776380217462070463.post-67419649892005368652011-03-25T18:11:53.946+00:002011-03-25T18:11:53.946+00:00OMG Ali....you are so funny. If there is anything ...OMG Ali....you are so funny. If there is anything to go wrong it seems to happen to you! This really is one of the funniest blogs around!<br /><br />XXLori Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09415247010194363120noreply@blogger.com