14 Dec 2011

Hestia finds the PERFECT pressie for Tartarus

If the man (or woman) in your life can fell a grown bear at 10 paces after breaking wind, this is the ultimate way to say 'I love you.'

Medical standard flatulence-proof pants.

Tartarus's Christmas present.

Sorted.



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2 comments:

  1. Wally B14 December 2011 at 19:44

    Do they have ones for kiddies? Alex let one fly last night in his sleep and Carolyn caught it full on. I nearly had to call 911

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  2. Twisted Scottish Bastard14 December 2011 at 20:37

    Cool.

    Does Sonshine sufer from the same?

    Actually, I've got the perfect co-present.

    Fart Silencers!
    Your FFU (Flatulence Filtering Underware) may stop the smell, but not the noise.

    Try these

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