....or stop listening to the radio when I'm carrying out my ablutions in the morning.
Hemorrhoid ointment does not taste a bit like toothpaste. That's all you need to know.
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ReplyDeleteBut it is a great eye and spot cream xx
Toothpaste doesn't work very well on the Emerald Isles either
ReplyDeleteLegend - I bet you toothpaste WOULD work because I once dressed up as Adam Ant for a School Disco and put colgate over my nose as war paint. For a day or so afterwards, I had a paler stripe where it had forced the blood away from the surface of my skin. True story.
ReplyDeleteRuby - I have 4 tubes of toothpaste currently residing on the sink top. Pus face wash and mouth wash. At some point, Sonshine must have lifted the Other cream and sat it at the sink. I was listening to the radio and not really looking at what I was doing. Disgusting.
Bloody hell, Ali! Greek yoghurt with honey in your savoury bake and haermorroid cream instead of toothpaste...should've gone to Specsavers! xxx
ReplyDeletePS I sell on eBay. My friends call my work room Mr Ben's house, nobody goes in there and leaves wearing the same outfit. x
LOL.
ReplyDeletePoor Hestia.
Think positive, you can be confident that at least you won't be suffering from bleeding gums.
I wonder if you did the opposite, and used toothpaste down there that you'd end up with a gleaming white bum?
Following Legends lead re the toothpaste on the Farmer GIles,dare I suggest that you now have the Colgate *ring* of confidence? (sorry..)
ReplyDeleteNS - ring of confidence - LMAO!
ReplyDeleteTSB - bleeding gums - LMAO!
Vix - will look for you on ebay. Specsavers? lol!
Like Gadaffi, I blame Osama Bin Laden for this fiasco, yanno.
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oooh grim.......becareful who knows what might end up where!! Hope feeling better after blood fiasco.....I can't stand the sight of blood, can't go near a hospital drama not even ER with George Clooney and they can never ever find any veins so I feel your pain....my low-fat-quick-fix-mix-with-anything-makes-you-feel full is.......cous-cous!!
ReplyDeleteI do my teeth straight after I have washed my face, and therefore without specs. Therefore I can also tell you Diprobase cream (for Dave's eczema) also does not taste like toothpaste.
ReplyDeleteLM - Diprobase, yeuk!!!
ReplyDeleteYaH - cous cous, quite partial to that! We should eat more of it in this house. You have my sympathies re the blood thing - it's grim, isn't it?!
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on the other hand, hemorrhoid cream is suppose to take away under eye puffiness, so you *can* substitute it for your eye cream. although i wouldn't.
ReplyDeletep.s. what does it taste like?